There are many many stupid ways we can hurt ourselves, and even more stupid ways we can seriously injure ourselves. 73% of all injuries in the world are testicle related injuries, 59% of such injuries are on YouTube. Fact. So I got thinking, some of the worst things really do happen at home, what are [...]

First of all, I would like to apologise to those of you who enjoy Golf. I am very sorry that you enjoy golf, subsequently making you, quite frankly, a twat-face. Yes, you are a vagina-face. The are a few different reasons for this, but I must start this off by informing you all that I [...]

So here we are, another new year of mediocraty… mediocrety… another new year of bollocks to look forward to. The cinema is going to be full of such bollocks but that’s what I love; ridiculous movies of both the good and bad kind. So in anticipation for a year full of such movies I shall [...]

So here we are, another new year of mediocraty… mediocrety… another new year of bollocks to look forward to. The cinema is going to be full of such bollocks but that’s what I love; ridiculous movies of both the good and bad kind. So in anticipation for a year full of such movies I shall [...]

That’s right, I just dropped the C-Bomb biatches, shoutin out to ma shawty and ma possy.. or possay, whatever the kids call it these days. As the title suggests, I believe that for the most part, people are nothing more than a bunch of good-for-nothing cunts. I’m looking at you, America. Now don’t get my [...]

Right so, being a nerd and being allergic to the sun, I spend an awful amount of my time flicking through the interwebs and striving to find something good to watch and although YouTube is the most popular choice, it’s full of bullshit as well as amazing thingies. So, being the saint I am, here [...]

Hello, it’s been a while hasn’t it? What the fuck would you know, you don’t read this, go back to your porn. Now that I’ve lost all 2 of my readers, its time for a long long overdue article (technically a blog is writing about oneself, which isn’t what I do, I hate me) about [...]

Right, the inevitable topic of a zombie apocalypse, something every guy at some stage fantasises about being in. And I must admit, I am one of those guys who can’t wait for one to happen! Curse you popular culture! And this got me wondering; how does the average guy with no access to a seemingly [...]

After reading over my last argument on this topic, I really found myself thinking “this guy sucks at not being biased” because I blatantly bad-mouthed iPod’s the whole way through so here I go trying to do over with some different angles and perspectives; iPods, I really don’t like them but it really is clear [...]

Why cars are awesome: Cars are big ol’ hunks of metal yes, but they are works of art! How you can look at an Aston Martin Rapide and not gawk at the blatant elegance of it is beyond me. Then theres simplicity beauty as well as that, such as that of a  Lamborghini Murcielago, that shows [...]